If I were a month, I would be: October.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I would be: a windy evening.
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth.
If I were a season, I would be: winter.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: finned.
If I were a direction, I would be: South-East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bed.
If I were a sin, I would be: lust
If I were a liquid, I would be: Sprite.
If I were a fraud, I would be: in politics.
If I were a gem, I would: always be diamond.
If I were a tree, I would be: a 'champa' tree.
If I were a tool, I would be a: lever.
If I were a flower, I would be: a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: snowy.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a grand piano.
If I were an animal, I would be: a lucid pup.
If I were an emotion, I would be: passionate.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tikhi mirch.
If I were a sound, I would be: tinkling of wind-chimes.
If I were an element, I would be: radium.
If I were a car, I would be: sporty.
If I were a song, I would be: “It's my life......”
If I were a food, I would be: the grain of rice blessed by Lord Krishna, for the Pandavas.
If I were a place, I would be: my home in Calcutta.
If I were a material, I would be: lycra.
If I were a taste, I would be: tangy.
If I were a scent, I would be: the smell of earth after the rain.
If I were a religion, I would be: humanity.
If I were a sentence, I would be: simple.
If I were a body part, I would be: my pair of eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: always amused.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: civics.
If I were a shape, I would be: rhombus.
If I were a quantity, I would be: 1/1.
If I were a color, I would be: blood red.
If I were a thing, I would be: a mirror.
If I were a landmass, I would: have never caused a quake.
If I were a book, I would be: Kamasutra.
If I were a monument, I would be: Jantar Mantar.
If I were an artist, I would be: playing the piano.
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: pleonastic
If I were a landscape, I would be: romancing the rain.
If I were a watch, I would be: punctual.
If I were God, I would be: dissatisfied with my creation
If I were a vowel, I would be: an I, always.
If I were a consonant, I would be: sad
If I were a Science, I would be: medical science
If I were a formula, I would: confuse people.
If I were a theory, I would be: confusing people more.
If I were a famous person, I would :have an attitude
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: a TV with a DVD player.
If I were sport, I would be: playful
If I were a movie, I would be: The Legend of Zorrro
If I were a cartoon, I would be: Jerry
If I were an explorer, I would be: Indiana Jones.
If I were a scientist, I would be: no less than Einstein
If I were a relation, I would be: a friend.
If I were a river, I would be: always wanting to meet the sea
If I were intoxication, I would be: looks
If I were alone, I would be: very lonely
If I were a question, then I would be: What?
If I were a hobby, I would be: music.
If I were a habit, I would be: nagging.
If I were in an atom, I would be: an electron.
If I were a beginning, I would be: “…and they lived happily ever after…”
If I were an end, I would: melodramatic!
If I were you, I would: never be reading this.
