If I were a month, I would be: October.

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I would be: a windy evening.

If I were a planet, I would be: Earth.

If I were a season, I would be: winter.

If I were a sea animal, I would be: finned.

If I were a direction, I would be: South-East.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bed.

If I were a sin, I would be: lust

If I were a liquid, I would be: Sprite.

If I were a fraud, I would be: in politics.

If I were a gem, I would: always be diamond.

If I were a tree, I would be: a 'champa' tree.

If I were a tool, I would be a: lever.

If I were a flower, I would be: a sunflower.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: snowy.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a grand piano.

If I were an animal, I would be: a lucid pup.

If I were an emotion, I would be: passionate.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tikhi mirch.

If I were a sound, I would be: tinkling of wind-chimes.

If I were an element, I would be: radium.

If I were a car, I would be: sporty.

If I were a song, I would be: “It's my life......”

If I were a food, I would be: the grain of rice blessed by Lord Krishna, for the Pandavas.

If I were a place, I would be: my home in Calcutta.

If I were a material, I would be: lycra.

If I were a taste, I would be: tangy.

If I were a scent, I would be: the smell of earth after the rain.

If I were a religion, I would be: humanity.

If I were a sentence, I would be: simple.

If I were a body part, I would be: my pair of eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: always amused.

If I were a subject in school, I would be: civics.

If I were a shape, I would be: rhombus.

If I were a quantity, I would be: 1/1.

If I were a color, I would be: blood red.

If I were a thing, I would be: a mirror.

If I were a landmass, I would: have never caused a quake.

If I were a book, I would be: Kamasutra.

If I were a monument, I would be: Jantar Mantar.

If I were an artist, I would be: playing the piano.

If I were a collection of poems, I would be: pleonastic

If I were a landscape, I would be: romancing the rain.

If I were a watch, I would be: punctual.

If I were God, I would be: dissatisfied with my creation

If I were a vowel, I would be: an I, always.

If I were a consonant, I would be: sad

If I were a Science, I would be: medical science

If I were a formula, I would: confuse people.

If I were a theory, I would be: confusing people more.

If I were a famous person, I would :have an attitude

If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: a TV with a DVD player.

If I were sport, I would be: playful

If I were a movie, I would be: The Legend of Zorrro

If I were a cartoon, I would be: Jerry

If I were an explorer, I would be: Indiana Jones.

If I were a scientist, I would be: no less than Einstein

If I were a relation, I would be: a friend.

If I were a river, I would be: always wanting to meet the sea

If I were intoxication, I would be: looks

If I were alone, I would be: very lonely

If I were a question, then I would be: What?

If I were a hobby, I would be: music.

If I were a habit, I would be: nagging.

If I were in an atom, I would be: an electron.

If I were a beginning, I would be: “…and they lived happily ever after…”

If I were an end, I would: melodramatic!

If I were you, I would: never be reading this.